Non-genius, poverty-stricken, sex-starved misanthropist.

thesassylorax:

shoofle:

zzazu:

anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

Reason #1,450 why I love Thor

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But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture? Why would you ever be afraid that looking too hard at something will ruin it? If the government built a huge, mysterious device in the middle of your town and immediately surrounded it with a fence that said, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!” I’m pretty damned sure you wouldn’t rest until you knew what the hell that was — the fact that they don’t want you to know means it can’t be good.

Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there.

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- David Wong

This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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loveispigeon:

penandpage:

ileolai:

i’m fucking hyperventilatin g

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE IN YOUR FUCKING FANDOM TO USE THIS?

JESUS CHRIST

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha

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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’

1. No they don’t

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2. Just the women?

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murphyz:

Museum

murphyz:

Museum

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theburninghouse:

Name: Sam InglesAge: 20Location: Worcester, EnglandOccupation: PhotographerWebsite: samingles.comList:
Light meter
Pocket knife
Lighter
iPod
Film
Pack of Marbs
Hasselblad
Contax T2
Pentax
Pen
Keys

theburninghouse:

Name: Sam Ingles
Age: 20
Location: Worcester, England
Occupation: Photographer
Website: samingles.com
List:

  • Light meter
  • Pocket knife
  • Lighter
  • iPod
  • Film
  • Pack of Marbs
  • Hasselblad
  • Contax T2
  • Pentax
  • Pen
  • Keys
Source: theburninghouse

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

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paddyngton:

Shrimp Worlds

not to forget:

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and

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misshapenskulllad:

expertcosmotips:

when riding him cowgirl style cut off your head and say you’re the headless horseman  

Good advice? Or best advice?

“cut off your head and say…”

There’s a bed trick and a half.

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Have You Ever Heard Virginia Woolf Speak?

cloudyblueyes:

What follows is the only known surviving recording of Virginia Woolf, part of a BBC radio broadcast from 1937. The talk is titled “Craftsmanship.”

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#angel is a mean old irish grandpa: a fact

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